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HELLO EVERYONE, I'M QUEERO.

This is a LIVEJOURNAL for me and my friends Kyle, asschun, and Merkin to discuss our feelings on the COMPETITION we have going. There will be a lot of blood, sweat, and tears involved. BUT NO SEMEN. OR YOU'RE OUT.

BACKGROUND INFO:
Late last night(MONDAY, JULY 29)we decided to enter a bet to see who could go the longest without MASTURBATING(just like Seinfeld, only kewler). ASSCHUN, MERKIN AND MYSELF were in immediately and after some discussion we let Kyle in as the 4th man. We decided we should all jerk off that night so we could get a fair starting point.

THE PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

If Kyle wins, he gets to be a mod of Asschun's forthcoming forum on Weezer.com.
If Asschun wins, he gets a SUPER RARITY from Kyle and his choice of a live show from Kyle's collection.
If Merkin wins, he becomes moderator of the Masturbation Station for a WEEK, and permanent mod of Emotion Ocean.
If I win(not happening), I get 2 live shows from Kyle's collection.

BUT THE REAL PRIZE IS THE PRIDE.

THE FAVORITE IS NOT CLEAR, but I am definitely the underdog. I'm already a little woozy and it's been 8 hours. Merkin is older and goes to Harvard(HARVARD), asschun lived with a gay man AND WAS SCARED TO MASTURBATE FOR MANY MONTHS, and we're not sure if Kyle's penis is even fully operational yet. WE'RE JUST TRUSTING HIM.

The rule is you may not EJACULATE. Be it by your own hand or whatever. None of us are planning on having sex. ;___;

We're on the honor system, and I trust the guys enough to do this. THERE'S NO REASON TO LIE.

So yeah. HAVE FUN.

-Queero
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