After talking to my friend, REAL FROGS (who will hopefully be participating in the NEXT INSTALLMENT of this competition), I have learned that simply getting AROUSED would be a very bad idea. So I really can't even THINK ABOUT stuff that could potentially get me off.
THE GUYS AT WORK TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BLUE BALLZ. I couldn't be sure about it, but RF told me "QUEERO, GETTING BLUE BALLZ WOULD BE A BAD IDEA. It's very painful. ALSO, YOU'RE MUCH AWESOMER THAN I AM AT MUSIC AND STUFF."
So if I think about hawt stuff, I'll get AROUSED, and my testicles will turn blue. AND THAT'S WHAT SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS COMPETITION. My mind has to be COMPLETLEY OFF these things.
Also, a fast, easy to get cash: bet on me to win this competition.