WELL KYLE, MY FRIEND, IT'S DOWN TO US. It's not quite the MEGA-ULTRA SHOWDOWN I was hoping for, but this will do. I'm still positive that I will win. I stopped taking my ZOLOFT, and I can't jerk off when I'm depressed. BUT DON'T GIVE UP, KYLE. GIVE ME A FIGHT.
I WAS HOPING THIS COMPETITION WOULD BRING THE 4 OF US TOGETHER, but I like asschun and merkin significantly less now. THEY'RE RUINING THIS FOR EVERYONE.