Masturbation Deprivation '02 (the_deprivation) wrote,
Masturbation Deprivation '02
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MERKIN GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT

I'm pulling of this contest. I fear I can't compete with these fine competitors, some of whom have had months of training.

The glitz and glamor of this contest is too much for me. I'm not sure what I'll do from here on out, but I'll probably just fall back into the shadows: do some reading, play guitar, fly kites in the neighborhood park, masturbate non-stop, who knows...

I'd like to thank my supporters and tip my hat to three strong competitors.

If you'll excuse me now, I'm off to spend some time alone.

yours always,
merkin muffley
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