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Masturbation Deprivation '02

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d [08 Sep 2002|10:22pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbccccccccccc

-novacaineaddict

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This thing is still here? [15 Aug 2002|11:39am]
I hate Kyle so much.



-Queero
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ya [09 Aug 2002|03:02am]
i masturb8ed again

-asschun
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DON'T MIND IF I DO! [05 Aug 2002|11:55am]
[ mood | quixotic ]

Tonight it will be one full week.

IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS, I'VE DONE IT ONCE. I did it on TUESDAY, July 23, and then Monday the 29th. HAD I KNOWN, I WOULD'VE DONE IT A LOT MORE LAST WEEK. But that's the way it goes and goes.

I feel bad for Kyle. He's 15 and he watched PORN the other day(BECAUSE HE'S STUPID). He's got to be dying. Also, he has no chance of winning. SO IT'S REALLY A BAD SITUATION FOR HIM.

ALSO, no supa powas yet. *emoticon*


NOTICE I didn't actually say anything useful. But the journal is a big part of this and MUST BE UPDATED.

P.S.- FACT: ANYONE WHO KEEPS A REAL LIVEJOURNAL IS GAY.


-QUERO

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Well, shit. [03 Aug 2002|09:06pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

Last night I had SOME TROUBLE.

After talking to my friend, REAL FROGS (who will hopefully be participating in the NEXT INSTALLMENT of this competition), I have learned that simply getting AROUSED would be a very bad idea. So I really can't even THINK ABOUT stuff that could potentially get me off.

THE GUYS AT WORK TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BLUE BALLZ. I couldn't be sure about it, but RF told me "QUEERO, GETTING BLUE BALLZ WOULD BE A BAD IDEA. It's very painful. ALSO, YOU'RE MUCH AWESOMER THAN I AM AT MUSIC AND STUFF."

So if I think about hawt stuff, I'll get AROUSED, and my testicles will turn blue. AND THAT'S WHAT SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS COMPETITION. My mind has to be COMPLETLEY OFF these things.

Also, a fast, easy to get cash: bet on me to win this competition.

-Queero

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masturbation congratulation [03 Aug 2002|07:46pm]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

I am kind of surprised QUEORO of all people could last this long. I'm kinda proud of him. It's like watching my son finally learning how to ride a bike! He and Kyle are brave young men/little boys. I, on the other hand, have touched myself countless times since I gave up, so I could rub it(lol) in their faces. It also feels really nice. And lately I keep fantasizing about the same thing! ;)

-asschun

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Jesus. [01 Aug 2002|08:44pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

I'll be embarassed for you, asschun. Jesus. THREE DAYS? You're like a 13 year old who just discovered his penus works.

WELL KYLE, MY FRIEND, IT'S DOWN TO US. It's not quite the MEGA-ULTRA SHOWDOWN I was hoping for, but this will do. I'm still positive that I will win. I stopped taking my ZOLOFT, and I can't jerk off when I'm depressed. BUT DON'T GIVE UP, KYLE. GIVE ME A FIGHT.

I WAS HOPING THIS COMPETITION WOULD BRING THE 4 OF US TOGETHER, but I like asschun and merkin significantly less now. THEY'RE RUINING THIS FOR EVERYONE.

-Queero

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masturbation subjugation [01 Aug 2002|03:08pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

yea, i lost at approx 3 pm est (actually i lost several times at 3 pm, if you understand lol)
talking to sugar and glue got to me
it was a perfect set up i think she was in cahoots with quero and/or kyl
anyway im tired or someting .l8r b8rz

-asschun

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esujbreighnrs;g43y^%$H654h [01 Aug 2002|12:49pm]
[ mood | angry ]

YEAH, SO, I CAN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR. FUCK. IT MEANS NOTHING. NOTHING!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'M GOING TO WIN.

-quro

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masturbation deprivation elongation [01 Aug 2002|12:11pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Due the insistence of sugar and glue, I decided to fight it out one more night. Let me tell you, 48 hours is a long time when you consciously decide to quit anything. Six months ago Kyle was just beginning to grow adult teeth, and now you expect me to believe he has man pubes now? Collectively, Queero and Kyle have shaved (face) a total of two, POSSIBLY three times (Queero's second time was two nights ago and Kyle shouldn't be concerned with shaving for at least another year or two). This means what? They are not men yet, men with hormones.

-asschun

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penus [01 Aug 2002|11:42am]
[ mood | indifferent ]

It's kind of sad to think I'm probably not going to be able to jerk off for at least a month.

I really regret doing this with asschun and Merkin. THEY'RE REALLY RUINING THE COMPETITION. Next year we'll do it with people who stand a chance.

It's approaching 57 hours, and I'm fine. SOMETIMES, I'll see a pretty girl on TV and it makes me see this is going to be harder(lol) than I expected, BUT only because I thought it would be really easy. I'm sure I can do it. If 3 weeks from now Kyle tells me he has never had any trouble, I'm just going to think he hasn't hit puberty yet. AND IF I HAVE TO WAIT FOR KYLE TO HIT PUBERTY, I'LL DO IT. I'M NOT LOSING.

I will not do it until I have super powers. I JUST WON'T. I want those powas more than you can imagine.

The contest winner,
-Queero

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[01 Aug 2002|01:58am]
[ mood | Smug ]

I'm not even considering dropping out yet.

queero(9:55:44 PM): how long do you think this'll last?
kyle (9:56:28 PM): I DON'T HAVE THE CRAVING.
queero(10:00:16 PM): niether do i
kyle (10:00:25 PM): *is fine*
queero(10:00:25 PM): days... weeks... months...
kyle (10:00:32 PM): i could see this lasting a month

Asschun, you're hopeless. Might as well put yourself out of your misery now.

-Kyle.

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masturbation deviation [01 Aug 2002|01:50am]
[ mood | apathetic ]

I have absolutely no willpower left.

I could go either way tonight.

I'll let you know in the morning how tonight goes.

I guess you could say I enjoy getting off to masturbation more than getting off to winning.

-asschun

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masturbation celebration [31 Jul 2002|05:28pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

I am definitely giving up after two weeks of this. Queero says that I have already lost because he intends to go on for months. There is no point to this...why put myself through hell, when I can give up right now? What should I do?

-asschun

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masturbation aggravation [31 Jul 2002|10:56am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

As I lay in my bed last night, all I could think about was the fun I would have once all of this is over. Oh yes, it will be a crazy time indeed (lol). Last night could very well have been one of the worst nights of my life. Going cold turkey was a bad move on my part, I admit. If only I had some time to prepare; I would have gradually cut it down to three, two, then one a day. But last night was terrible. I almost forfeited until I remembered all of the people looking up to me! I eventually locked up my penus, once again.

In other news, I made history last night. I became the first man to actually DREAM about himself masturbating, though I am sure many of you out there have dreamt about me masturbating as well. As I was getting out of bed this morning, my penus somehow rubbed against the inside of my boxers the wrong way. I was immediately turned on by this and am desperately fighting off the chubby. Wish me luck!

-asschun

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masturbation interpretation [31 Jul 2002|02:22am]
[ mood | curious ]

If I die because of this, will I automatically lose?

-asschun

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Approaching the 24 hour mark. [31 Jul 2002|01:44am]
[ mood | good ]

I AM FEELING GREAT ABOUT THIS COMPETITION.

Merkin leaving changes everything for me, because now the only person I wouldn't mind losing to is out of the competition. I REFUSE to lose to Kyle or Asschun. I SIMPLY CAN NOT LET IT HAPPEN.

My prediction: Kyle drops out within a month, and it comes down to me vs. asschun. That will last several months until either one of us dies, or asschun has sex.

I WILL BE VICTORIOUS. I WILL.

-quero

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MERKIN GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT [30 Jul 2002|11:41pm]
[ mood | morose ]

I'm pulling of this contest. I fear I can't compete with these fine competitors, some of whom have had months of training.

The glitz and glamor of this contest is too much for me. I'm not sure what I'll do from here on out, but I'll probably just fall back into the shadows: do some reading, play guitar, fly kites in the neighborhood park, masturbate non-stop, who knows...

I'd like to thank my supporters and tip my hat to three strong competitors.

If you'll excuse me now, I'm off to spend some time alone.

yours always,
merkin muffley

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masturbation sensation [30 Jul 2002|10:08pm]
[ mood | horny ]

I'm totally jerking it right now because sugar and glue is taking a shower.

I just won't "arrive."

-asschun

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MEDALERT [30 Jul 2002|10:05pm]
[ mood | concern ]

maybe asschun isn't *pause* as tough as we thought.

i think he should pull out of the contest for his own safety.

-Merkin

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